I thought I'd post this story here, or at least as much of it as there is so far. I'll update it when we add to it over at Monkeeland. 
The Chat
One night, Micky was scanning the IRC channels, when, lo and behold, he stumbled upon #lmtachat... "This could be interesting he thought to himself as he noticed the subject line stating "PERVY FOOD CHAT!"...
He lurked for a while, and noticed that the Torkster's name kept coming up in the same sentences with the word "pervy". He felt neglected, because he truly considered himself a pervy person, too. So he decided to join in, and ask why no one was talking about him.
EggMcMuffin: So how come you keep mentioning Peter's name all over the place?
PinkyG: Because he's a perv, eggy-baby!
torkwit: LOL don't worry about it, you wouldn't get it unless you're a monkeefan
Meriadoc continues to smoosh jello in manda's hair
torkwit: MERRY! JELLO IS NOT A PERVY FOOD! GET OFFA ME!
torkwit stomps on merry's foot
EggMcMuffin: But I am a Monkee fan!
SweetYoungThing79: Really?
TammyLynn: Cool! I wouldn't've guessed by your screenname
Bettina: Who's your favorite?
EggMcMuffin: Ummm..."
PinkyG: Oh i could NEVAH pick a fave!
torkwit: no one asked you sharedbrain!
Meriadoc smooshes more jello in manda's hair
PinkyG: jello may be a pervy food, but i think you've had enough
PinkyG puts merry in tupperware
Bettina is now known as @Queen_Nez
Queen_Nez: Egg, who is your fave again? i missed it in all the jello wars...
EggMcMuffin: Well i've always admired Michael's versatile talents, you know there were some excellent eppies of TV parts...
PinkyG is now known as TorkWench
TorkWench: Versatile talents! woot! *thinks pervy thoughts*
EggMcMuffin: You people are sick
TorkWench: awww, sowwy eggy-baby, me gets pervy sometimes
torkwit: sometimes???? *blink, blink*
TorkWench: Ok...most of the time...
EggMcMuffin: Whats with all these tork names? I mean what does Peter have that say...Micky, doesn't?
SweetYoungThing79: Well.... for one thing his name IS Peter... that's pretty pervy to begin with. Pinky can explain more.
TorkWench: do I hafta tell the story all over again?
torkwit: YES! or i'll stomp on your foot! and merry will smoosh jello in your hair!
TorkWench: fine. well, at a Tork show, when I got to meet Peter, my white underware was showing at the waist of my pants. Peter saw it, and asked if i had a pack of cigarettes in my pants. we all wondered why he was looking at that specific place on my pants in the first place.
SweetYoungThing79: And he poked her tummy! And then one night in chat, we got started talking about the movie Shaft, and the movie Head, and then pinky gave us a pervy mechanics lesson about torque, and friction, and how easily it slips, and, and, and...
Meriadoc: TORQUESHAFTHEADTORQUESHAFTHEAD!
SweetYoungThing79: it's PETERHEADSHAFTPETERHEADSHAFT! Get it right or we'll hafta put ya back in the bowl... or duct tape you to the wall again!
SweetYoungThing79: now ask pinky about what happened at the SSB show.
EggMcMuffin: Which one is pinky?
TammyLynn: pinky is pinky
SweetYoungThing79: TorkWench is Pinky
EggMcMuffin: Ok, now what is SSB?
torkwit: *blink, blink*
torkwit whips out her mic and starts singing SSB songs
SweetYoungThing79: its tork's solo band
EggMcMuffin: oh, ok...so what happened?
TorkWench: not gonna say!!!
EggMcMuffin: So what is this chat about anyway?
Queen_Nez: Well it is supposed to be a monkees chat, but it always strays
TorkWench: yeah sort of how on the board a topic in the micky forum will turn into a peter topic, or how a thread in the davy forum will be overrun by muffins!
EggMcMuffin: ?????????
TorkWench: NEW TOPIC! Eggy-baby, you pick!
EggMcMuffin: well if its a monkees chat shouldn't you discuss monkees?
torkwit: i heart micky
TorkWench: *gasps are you betraying your wit-ship?
torkwit: NO NO NO NO NO *sob*
TorkWench: Sillyface, i heart you mandapoo
EggMcMuffin: you are all such a loving group of youngsters...sort of...
TorkWench: *watches frodis caper* i heart this eppy
EggMcMuffin: Oh me too...
torkwit: is it your favorite? Its one of Micky's favorites
EggMcMuffin: uhhh....
EggMcMuffin: Well, it's not bad...
torkwit: you're telling ME!
torkwit hearts mijacogeo
torkwit: FRODIS POWER! bahahahaha
Meriadoc: fu
Meriadoc is happy with her LOTR, leave her alone
torkwit: HEY!
torkwit: i WILL read that...one of these days...
***nishwash has joined #lmtachat
Queen_Nez: Chris!!!
EggMcMuffin: LOTR?!?
TorkWench: CHRIS!!!!!
TammyLynn: Hi chris!
torkwit: CHRIS
torkwit supahhuggles mah nishwash
Nishwash: hi!
Meriadoc WOULD hug chris except she's stuck in her tupperware bowl
torkwit points and laughs at the hobbit
Nishwash: Wait, who's EggMcMuffin?
Queen_Nez: She kinda popped in here...she's a monkeefan though!
torkwit: i suspect it's avt actually, but that's just me...
TorkWench: It's NOT avt, he's standing right here!
torkwit: oh...
Meriadoc sticks her tongue out at manda
EggMcMuffin: WAIT!!!
TammyLynn waits
Nishwash: What?
EggMcMuffin: okay, first off, I'm a guy!
torkwit points and laughs at beets
Queen_Nez: EEEK! Sorry egg! Most Monkee fans are girls! I'm sorry!
EggMcMuffin: LOL! It's okay
Queen_Nez: don't DO that manda!
EggMcMuffin: That's the other thing...who's who?
torkwit is manda
Meriadoc is merry...
Queen_Nez: I'm Beets
Meriadoc sings
Meriadoc: oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa...
TammyLynn: I'm Tammy, but you probably figured that out by now lol
nishwash: <-- chris
torkwit: MERRY! YOU'RE INSANE! bahahahaha
SweetYoungThing79: is erin
TorkWench: And, of course, you already knew I'm Pinky
EggMcMuffin: Okay, great, thanks.
torkwit: hey, egg, could you give us your name or something? i mean, i feel kinda weird calling you egg...i have this picture of a giant egg typing at a computer and it's messing me up...
nishwash: LOL
SweetYoungThing79: LOL! I have the same mental picture! yeah egg, could ya give us a name, or a fragment of a name, or *something*?
Queen_Nez: I think it's Nez! Commeere, Nez, give us a kiss!
TorkWench: LOL!
Meriadoc: It is Nez!
EggMcMuffin: No, no, I'm not Nez...
nishwash: Tell us, Nez, when is Rays coming out, anyway?
torkwit: YEAH! WHEN!
Meriadoc: We want Rays!
EggMcMuffin: I'm not Nez.
torkwit: Okay, then, who are you?
Queen_Nez waves kicking boot in the air
Queen_Nez: Okay, cowboy, I've had enough. Spill it or you're getting the boot.
nishwash: She'll do it, she's done it before!
torkwit: what if it is avt? or Davy?
Meriadoc: or Micky!
Queen_Nez: Yeah, you're Micky, aren't you, avt?
EggMcMuffin: ack
***Chelleybeans has joined #lmtachat
everyone greets, huggles, and smootches chellypoo
Chelleybeans: Who is egg?
TorkWench: Eggypoo!
torkwit: lol
Chelleybeans: Is pinky on drugs again?
TorkWench: THE COLORS!!!! dang that jokes been done to death...and no i'm not on drauhgs
torkwit shoots joke
TorkWench is happy
Chelleybeans sobs over dead joke
Chelleybeans: let us take a moment to remember...no wait...lets not...
EggMcMuffin: Hey, i like that joke...and so do lots of other people, the crowds love it!
TorkWench is now known as The Crowd
The Crowd: no we don't
The Crowd is now known as PinkyG
PinkyG: see i'm right
Chelleybeans: Who is egg?
PinkyG: Its Davy!
SweetYoungThing79: Its PETER!
Queen_Nez: no no no, you all are wrong its NEZ!
EggMcMuffin: sorry ladies, but i am not any of those people
torkwit: well then through my magic powers of elimination, you must be MICKY!
ten minutes of silence
Meriadoc: Micky, huh? Will you go out with me?
torkwit stomps on Merry's foot
Meriadoc: HEY!!! Don't DO that!
Meriadoc kicks manda
PinkyG puts the Hobbit back in tupperware
EggMcMuffin: What's up with this tupperware stuff?
PinkyG: Well...she was getting to crafty and kept sneeking out of her bowl...so now we put our wee hobbit in tupperware, not only does it keep her fresh, but it it holds more jello!
SweetYoungThing79 is now know as Mom
Mom: Merry, Manda, you two stop with the picking on each other, or I'll have to duct tape both of you to the wall!
Mom is now known as SweetYoungThing79
SweetYoungThing79: Now behave - i don't want to have to go into Mom mode again.
torkwit stomps on erin's foot
Meriadoc pries lid off tupperware and throws jello at erin
SweetYoungThing79: ACK!
SweetYoungThing79 hides under table
EggMcMuffin: This place is crazy. I'm outta here.
torkwit: *slow motion NOOOOOOO!* you can't leave!
SweetYoungThing79: *from under table* if we behave will you stay? pretty pleeeeeeease, wif sugar on top?
EggMcMuffin: alright, i'll give you all another chance. but if anyone throws jello at me, i'm gone! :-)
torkwit is suddenly extremely tempted to throw jello at egg...
Chelleybeans: LOL!!
TammyLynn: You people are insane!
TorkWench bows
TorkWench: thank you!
torkwit: LOL
torkwit: *blink, blink*
torkwit: hey WAITAMINUTE...
Meriadoc looks up at manda from inside her tupperware
Chelleybeans: what
Chelleybeans: what is it?
torkwit: we never got a name from egg!
Meriadoc: It's micky!
Meriadoc rolls eyes at manda
torkwit stomps on merry's foot
torkwit: LOL i'm serious though!
Queen_Nez: It's Nez, I'm telling you!
EggMcMuffin: I am NOT Nez. Do you think Nez would entertain himself by popping into a Monkees chat room?
SweetYoungThing79: good point...
Meriadoc: So it IS Micky! HAH! I knew it!
EggMcMuffin: I'm not Micky, either.
Meriadoc: Y'are TOO!
torkwit: SEE? SEE? told ya so.
torkwit sticks tongue out at merry
Meriadoc kicks manda and runs away
torkwit: OW!
torkwit: that HURT!
TorkWench: well then WHO ARE YA?
Queen_Nez waves star-studded boot around menacingly again
TammyLynn: watch out egg, she WILL boot you if you don't tell
Chelleybeans: Well he doeesnt have to tell. if it is Micky I think this chat would have scared him off. though Nez is a good possibility but I see more going into the Videoranch thing. I wonder if Micky has been there.
EggMcMuffin: I am not Micky I tell you
Chelleybeans: ok you are not one of the guys.
Queen Nez: ok lets change the subject:
Chelleybeans: How about davy on weakest link? Will He win or will he lose in the first round. Your thoughts.
TorkWench: My thoughts are pervy, how about yours eggy?
EggMcMuffin: depends on what you mean by pervy
nishwash: LOL!
torkwit: LOL!
TorkWench: lol!
Queen_Nez: You've got Peter on the brain, Pink.
EggMcMuffin: but
Queen_Nez: So, you're gonna be a mystery huh?
nishwash: I think Davy will get smoked, Chel.
torkwit: me too
EggMcMuffin: well, I...
Queen_Nez: well, as long as you don't nibble on anybody. No licking, or I kick@
Queen_Nez: !
Queen_Nez: ack, have some frodis.
nishwash: The eye!
EggMcMuffin: Frodis?
torkwit: Yeah, duh, Micky made it up, it means
EggMcMuffin: I know what it means.
Meriadoc: Did you read it on a cereal boxtop?
torkwit: namnayoho whateverwhateverwhatever...
Queen_Nez: LOL!
torkwit: YOU HAVE TO TELL US WHO YOU ARE!
Chelleybeans: tell us, egg
EggMcMuffin licks
EggMcMuffin: No! That was an accident! I didn't
Queen_Nez puts on thigh-high silverstudded stilletto heeled purple patent leather a$$kicking boots
nishwash: Oh no
torkwit hides behind Chelleybeans
TorkWench: LOL!
EggMcMuffin: No! I *foop*
Queen_Nez: Wow, lookit him fly...
the story wasnt over How dare they boot ME! I mean, they love me! Micky got on the phone and called Nez in hopes that his chatroom experience could be of some use to him.
Phone call:
Lady: nesmith.
Micky: hi, could i speak to Michael, please?
Lady: yes, who's calling?
Micky: er...an old...friend. yeah.
Lady: *stern voice* LOOK, if this is that fan kid again, I TOLD you to...
Micky: NO, no! *sighs* this is...this is Micky Dolenz.
Lady: OH! oh, i'm sorry! i'll get mr. nesmith on the phone for you right away.
Micky: thank you.
Micky listens as corny Musak plays in the background. Finally...
Nez: hello?
Micky: Michael?
Nez: speaking, who's this?
Micky: um, this is Micky.
Nez: *pause* oh. well, hi.
Micky: hi. *sighs again* listen, i know it's been a while, but there's this chatroom online i think you might get a kick out of. the people there kind of remind me of the people at the videoranch three-dee chatroom.
Nez: oh. sounds kinda cool.
Micky: yeah, it's very...interesting.
Nez: i guess as long as it's not another monkee place, it can't be all bad, right?
Micky: um...
Nez: Micky? it IS another monkee place, isn't it?
Micky: *reluctantly* yeah.
Nez: LISTEN, i told you the LAST time, i am NOT going into one of those things again. look what happened the LAST time you suggested i look at one of those places...
Micky: I KNOW, i know! but this is different. they don't flame here. it's really a lot of fun, and you can sign in under any name so you can pretend to be someone else. I was pretending to be a...oh, whatdya call it...a...a Nezhead.
*Nez laughs*
Micky: i just thought you might get a kick out of it. that's all.
Nez: well...okay. maybe i'll take a look at it when i get the chance..."
Meanwhile...
TorkWench: LOL! I'm telling you, avt is right here...
torkwit: sure, sure
***BigMickyFan has joined #lmtachat
Queen_Nez: hi, again, avt
TorkWench sighs
nishwash: Hi, BMF
Chelleybeans: hi bmf
BigMickyFan: Hi, who's avt?
Queen_Nez: Nice try. No licking.
BigMickyFan: It was an accident!
***PapaNez has joined #lmtachat
***PapaNez is now known as guest4883
guest4883: Jeez, how can it be taken?
Chelleybeans: I know that feeling. Interesting names you two have.
BigMickyFan: We like to keep things interesting.
Chelleybeans: Guest try a different version of that name.
Chelleybeans: So pinks is AVT really next to you?
TorkWench: yes he is, ok I will put on the cam and show you
TorkWench: see he is right here
Chelleybeans: yep he is in the room, so is the evil roomie
torkwit waves wildly at avt and evil roomie
guest4883 is now known as nez
nez is now known as guest1334
guest1334: oh come ON
TorkWench: 1334!!!!
Queen_Nez is now known as Bettina
torkwit: BAHAHAHAHAHA
SweetYoungThing79: What? What?
Meriadoc: Get it? 1334? That was the Monkees' address...
SweetYoungThing79: OOOOOH!
TammyLynn: So I'm taking it that guest is a nezhead...
nishwash: alright! good taste!
Chelleybeans: LOL
Chellybeans: guest you've got to pick another name
guest1334: I know, i know
guest1334 is now known as FirstNezhead
BigMickyFan: LOL!!
torkwit: what? what? did i miss something?
BigMickyFan: No manda
BigMickyFan: don't mind me
torkwit: *blink, blink*
TorkWench: Hey, how did you know Torkwit is manda?
BigMickyFan: OH! umm...
SweetYoungThing79: YEAH! hmm?
BigMickyFan: Well, this is EggMcMuffin
Meriadoc: OH
Chelleybeans: tell us who you are
FirstNezhead: hey, whats up with all these tork names?
BigMickyFan: No@
TammyLynn: frodis eye!!!
nishwash: woo!
BigMickyFan: *!
BigMickyFan: lol
FirstNezhead: huh?
torkwit: the @ sign
torkwit: it's the frodis eye
Bettina: just REMEMBER, NO LICKING and you should do fine
BigMickyFan: sorry, that was an accident
BigMickyFan: Just trying to prove peter's not the ONLY perv
TorkWench: LOL!!!
FirstNezhead: oooh
FirstNezhead: no one answered my question
Bettina: question?
torkwit: *blink, blink*
torkwit: what question?
FirstNezhead: why does everyone have a tork name?
Chelleybeans: well not everyone has a tork name
TorkWench: first eggy, now you! LOL
torkwit: because PETER'SAPERV
Bettina is now known as @Queen_Nez
@Queen_Nez has changed the topic to "Peter is a perv. 'Nuff said."
TammyLynn: LOL
Meriadoc: SHAFT
SweetYoungThing79: HEAD
torkwit: LOL topic!
torkwit: SHAFTSHAFTSHAFTSHAFT
Meriadoc trips manda and continues rant
Meriadoc: SHAFTSHAFTSHAFTSHAFT
torkwit lands SPLOT on her nose
torkwit: ow.
TorkWench points to tupperware bowl
TorkWench: be forewarned, merry...
TammyLynn: the NOSE!
Chelleybeans: lol!!
Chelleybeans huggles mandapoo
torkwit: aww
torkwit supahhuggles her chellypoo
TorkWench: OH! like that thread...LE NEZ!
nishwash: lol!!
SweetYoungThing79: LOL
torkwit: LMAO!! i heart that
Meriadoc: Me too
FirstNezhead: okay, now i'm just COMPLETELY lost
BigMickyFan laughs hysterically
BigMickyFan: ROTFLMAO!!
***Fuzmuffin has joined #lmtachat
Chelleybeans: FUZZZ
Fuzmuffin: CHELLY
Chelleybeans hugs and smooches fuz
FirstNezhead is now known as Neznumber1
Neznumber1: finally a name i can use hello.
BestMickyfan: hi Fuz
Queen_Nez: FUZ
Chelleybeans: fuz 3 tapes what do you say
Fuzmuffin: what are you sending me again
Chelleybeans: I don't know but it is 3 tapes
***DDKK has joined #lmtachat
everyone greets, huggles, and smooches DK
SweetYoungThing79: DK, meet BigMickyFan (a.k.a. EggMcMuffin a.k.a. Eggy a.k.a EggyBaby), and Neznumber1.
SweetYoungThing79: BigMickyFan and Neznumber1, meet DK.
torkwit: HEEEELLLLPPPP DK!! They won't tell us who they are! I think bigmickyfan is micky!
BigMickyFan: I am NOT micky for the last time!
Neznumber1: I think he might be <eg>
BigMickyFan: hey man, what're you trying to do! you're going to give my real identity away!
BigMickyFan: oh no, wait, i mean, we've never met, Neznumber1, we don't know each other, how could you know who i am??!!
torkwit: ah-HA!! i knew it! MICKY!!!!
BigMickyFan: no i'm not!! this guy doesn't know me! he's just foolin' around! RIGHT, Neznumber1??!!
torkwit: and if BigMickyFan is really MICKY, then Neznumber1 MUST be NEZ!!!
Queen_Nez: be still my little heart!! could it be??!!
DDKK: *snort*
Torkwit: LOL
Queen_Nez: If you're really cousin Clem, lemme see you play your nose.
Neznumber1: I can't play this nose, it's a cheap loaner.
SweetYoungThing: LOL, I love it when they know the bit.
BigMickyFan: Key of R?
Queen_Nez: ba dum bum
DDKK: *snort*
DDKK: Actually, this proves nothing. BigMickyFan could be Nez and Neznumber1 could be Micky. Or they could both be avt, or even Maven.
TorkWench: *sigh*
Torkwit: LOL!
Chelleybeans: tell us or I'll start swearing.
BigMickyFan: Well, that's Mike over there. Say hi to the nice people, Mike.
Neznumber1: Hi.
BigMickyFan: And I'm Micky.
Queen_Nez: prove it.
***Feefykins has joined #lmtachat
Feefykins: He-llo everyone
torkwit: FEEF!!
DDKK: Hey Feef!
Feefykins: So, what have I missed?
torkwit: Uhm....
TammyLynn points at BigMickyFan
TammyLynn: Well, *he* is Micky and *he*
TammyLynn points at Neznumber1
TammyLynn: he is Nez
***roolama has joined #lmtachat
***roolama is now known as froodo
***MonkeeMave has joined #lmtachat
MonkeeMave: what was my password?
torkwit: why don't you just pull another nick out of your bag of tricks?
MonkeeMave: heehee.... would you mind if I got another window?
TorkWench: NO!
MonkeeMave: not even Fritty?
Meriadoc: Fritty is evil!
EggMcMuffin: Who's Fritty?
***MonkeeMave is now known as Fritty
Fritty: meow! Where is my Davy!
torkwit: go away, you evil cat!
Fritty: DAVY!
TorkWench: Fritty!
***Fritty is now known as MonkeeMaven
MonkeeMaven: Is that... BigMickyFan... as in EggMcMuffin?
froodo: who are all these people?
Torkwit: LOL
Queen_Nez: LOL
froodo: is that you avt?
Torkwench sighs with a great deal of exasperation
BigMickyFan: I'm thinking maybe I should go to bed. I gotta get up early.
bradaniston: awww, Micky, don't go
chelleybeans: Micky! Don't leave me!
froodo: what?
*TorkWench throws fritty into tupperware and duct tapes it to the ceiling
*Chellybeans rejoices
***TorkWench is now known as PinkyG
froodo: Oinky!
PinkyG: Oink, Oink!
BigMickyFan: Hey shouldn't that be frodo?
*PinkyG duct tapes Micky and Nez to their respective chairs
Queen_Nez: LOL Now they can't leave us!
froodo: NEZ!
NezNumber1: yes?
NezNumber1: and whats with
NezNumber1: all the duct tape?
torkwit: duct tape fixes all, so my wench tutor says
froodo: nez and micky are here!
Queen_Nez: my theory is that they are both avt
*PinkyG falls off chair, gets up, turns on webcam and points to avt
PinkyG: SEE!!!!!!!! ITS NOT AVT!!!!
avt waves in backround of camera
Chellybeans: oooh! pinkypoo cam
torkwit: i wanna see
*torkwit stomps on pinky's foot
torkwit: now tell me your real name!
Chellybeans: Cathy, Callista, Corolla, Catherine
*TammyLynn writes down possible names
*DDKK hands nez a face mask
NezNumber1: what do i need
NezNumber1: this for?
Queen_Nez: to hide your nose of course
froodo: NOSE!!!!
To be continued...
I WANT HEAD!! (No, not that head - the movie, you pervy people!)
One night, Micky was scanning the IRC channels, when, lo and behold, he stumbled upon #lmtachat... "This could be interesting he thought to himself as he noticed the subject line stating "PERVY FOOD CHAT!"...
He lurked for a while, and noticed that the Torkster's name kept coming up in the same sentences with the word "pervy". He felt neglected, because he truly considered himself a pervy person, too. So he decided to join in, and ask why no one was talking about him.
EggMcMuffin: So how come you keep mentioning Peter's name all over the place?
PinkyG: Because he's a perv, eggy-baby!
torkwit: LOL don't worry about it, you wouldn't get it unless you're a monkeefan
Meriadoc continues to smoosh jello in manda's hair
torkwit: MERRY! JELLO IS NOT A PERVY FOOD! GET OFFA ME!
torkwit stomps on merry's foot
EggMcMuffin: But I am a Monkee fan!
SweetYoungThing79: Really?
TammyLynn: Cool! I wouldn't've guessed by your screenname
Bettina: Who's your favorite?
EggMcMuffin: Ummm..."
PinkyG: Oh i could NEVAH pick a fave!
torkwit: no one asked you sharedbrain!
Meriadoc smooshes more jello in manda's hair
PinkyG: jello may be a pervy food, but i think you've had enough
PinkyG puts merry in tupperware
Bettina is now known as @Queen_Nez
Queen_Nez: Egg, who is your fave again? i missed it in all the jello wars...
EggMcMuffin: Well i've always admired Michael's versatile talents, you know there were some excellent eppies of TV parts...
PinkyG is now known as TorkWench
TorkWench: Versatile talents! woot! *thinks pervy thoughts*
EggMcMuffin: You people are sick
TorkWench: awww, sowwy eggy-baby, me gets pervy sometimes
torkwit: sometimes???? *blink, blink*
TorkWench: Ok...most of the time...
EggMcMuffin: Whats with all these tork names? I mean what does Peter have that say...Micky, doesn't?
SweetYoungThing79: Well.... for one thing his name IS Peter... that's pretty pervy to begin with. Pinky can explain more.
TorkWench: do I hafta tell the story all over again?
torkwit: YES! or i'll stomp on your foot! and merry will smoosh jello in your hair!
TorkWench: fine. well, at a Tork show, when I got to meet Peter, my white underware was showing at the waist of my pants. Peter saw it, and asked if i had a pack of cigarettes in my pants. we all wondered why he was looking at that specific place on my pants in the first place.
SweetYoungThing79: And he poked her tummy! And then one night in chat, we got started talking about the movie Shaft, and the movie Head, and then pinky gave us a pervy mechanics lesson about torque, and friction, and how easily it slips, and, and, and...
Meriadoc: TORQUESHAFTHEADTORQUESHAFTHEAD!
SweetYoungThing79: it's PETERHEADSHAFTPETERHEADSHAFT! Get it right or we'll hafta put ya back in the bowl... or duct tape you to the wall again!
SweetYoungThing79: now ask pinky about what happened at the SSB show.
EggMcMuffin: Which one is pinky?
TammyLynn: pinky is pinky
SweetYoungThing79: TorkWench is Pinky
EggMcMuffin: Ok, now what is SSB?
torkwit: *blink, blink*
torkwit whips out her mic and starts singing SSB songs
SweetYoungThing79: its tork's solo band
EggMcMuffin: oh, ok...so what happened?
TorkWench: not gonna say!!!
EggMcMuffin: So what is this chat about anyway?
Queen_Nez: Well it is supposed to be a monkees chat, but it always strays
TorkWench: yeah sort of how on the board a topic in the micky forum will turn into a peter topic, or how a thread in the davy forum will be overrun by muffins!
EggMcMuffin: ?????????
TorkWench: NEW TOPIC! Eggy-baby, you pick!
EggMcMuffin: well if its a monkees chat shouldn't you discuss monkees?
torkwit: i heart micky
TorkWench: *gasps are you betraying your wit-ship?
torkwit: NO NO NO NO NO *sob*
TorkWench: Sillyface, i heart you mandapoo
EggMcMuffin: you are all such a loving group of youngsters...sort of...
TorkWench: *watches frodis caper* i heart this eppy
EggMcMuffin: Oh me too...
torkwit: is it your favorite? Its one of Micky's favorites
EggMcMuffin: uhhh....
EggMcMuffin: Well, it's not bad...
torkwit: you're telling ME!
torkwit hearts mijacogeo
torkwit: FRODIS POWER! bahahahaha
Meriadoc: fu
Meriadoc is happy with her LOTR, leave her alone
torkwit: HEY!
torkwit: i WILL read that...one of these days...
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Queen_Nez: Chris!!!
EggMcMuffin: LOTR?!?
TorkWench: CHRIS!!!!!
TammyLynn: Hi chris!
torkwit: CHRIS
torkwit supahhuggles mah nishwash
Nishwash: hi!
Meriadoc WOULD hug chris except she's stuck in her tupperware bowl
torkwit points and laughs at the hobbit
Nishwash: Wait, who's EggMcMuffin?
Queen_Nez: She kinda popped in here...she's a monkeefan though!
torkwit: i suspect it's avt actually, but that's just me...
TorkWench: It's NOT avt, he's standing right here!
torkwit: oh...
Meriadoc sticks her tongue out at manda
EggMcMuffin: WAIT!!!
TammyLynn waits
Nishwash: What?
EggMcMuffin: okay, first off, I'm a guy!
torkwit points and laughs at beets
Queen_Nez: EEEK! Sorry egg! Most Monkee fans are girls! I'm sorry!
EggMcMuffin: LOL! It's okay
Queen_Nez: don't DO that manda!
EggMcMuffin: That's the other thing...who's who?
torkwit is manda
Meriadoc is merry...
Queen_Nez: I'm Beets
Meriadoc sings
Meriadoc: oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa...
TammyLynn: I'm Tammy, but you probably figured that out by now lol
nishwash: <-- chris
torkwit: MERRY! YOU'RE INSANE! bahahahaha
SweetYoungThing79: is erin
TorkWench: And, of course, you already knew I'm Pinky
EggMcMuffin: Okay, great, thanks.
torkwit: hey, egg, could you give us your name or something? i mean, i feel kinda weird calling you egg...i have this picture of a giant egg typing at a computer and it's messing me up...
nishwash: LOL
SweetYoungThing79: LOL! I have the same mental picture! yeah egg, could ya give us a name, or a fragment of a name, or *something*?
Queen_Nez: I think it's Nez! Commeere, Nez, give us a kiss!
TorkWench: LOL!
Meriadoc: It is Nez!
EggMcMuffin: No, no, I'm not Nez...
nishwash: Tell us, Nez, when is Rays coming out, anyway?
torkwit: YEAH! WHEN!
Meriadoc: We want Rays!
EggMcMuffin: I'm not Nez.
torkwit: Okay, then, who are you?
Queen_Nez waves kicking boot in the air
Queen_Nez: Okay, cowboy, I've had enough. Spill it or you're getting the boot.
nishwash: She'll do it, she's done it before!
torkwit: what if it is avt? or Davy?
Meriadoc: or Micky!
Queen_Nez: Yeah, you're Micky, aren't you, avt?
EggMcMuffin: ack
***Chelleybeans has joined #lmtachat
everyone greets, huggles, and smootches chellypoo
Chelleybeans: Who is egg?
TorkWench: Eggypoo!
torkwit: lol
Chelleybeans: Is pinky on drugs again?
TorkWench: THE COLORS!!!! dang that jokes been done to death...and no i'm not on drauhgs
torkwit shoots joke
TorkWench is happy
Chelleybeans sobs over dead joke
Chelleybeans: let us take a moment to remember...no wait...lets not...
EggMcMuffin: Hey, i like that joke...and so do lots of other people, the crowds love it!
TorkWench is now known as The Crowd
The Crowd: no we don't
The Crowd is now known as PinkyG
PinkyG: see i'm right
Chelleybeans: Who is egg?
PinkyG: Its Davy!
SweetYoungThing79: Its PETER!
Queen_Nez: no no no, you all are wrong its NEZ!
EggMcMuffin: sorry ladies, but i am not any of those people
torkwit: well then through my magic powers of elimination, you must be MICKY!
ten minutes of silence
Meriadoc: Micky, huh? Will you go out with me?
torkwit stomps on Merry's foot
Meriadoc: HEY!!! Don't DO that!
Meriadoc kicks manda
PinkyG puts the Hobbit back in tupperware
EggMcMuffin: What's up with this tupperware stuff?
PinkyG: Well...she was getting to crafty and kept sneeking out of her bowl...so now we put our wee hobbit in tupperware, not only does it keep her fresh, but it it holds more jello!
SweetYoungThing79 is now know as Mom
Mom: Merry, Manda, you two stop with the picking on each other, or I'll have to duct tape both of you to the wall!
Mom is now known as SweetYoungThing79
SweetYoungThing79: Now behave - i don't want to have to go into Mom mode again.
torkwit stomps on erin's foot
Meriadoc pries lid off tupperware and throws jello at erin
SweetYoungThing79: ACK!
SweetYoungThing79 hides under table
EggMcMuffin: This place is crazy. I'm outta here.
torkwit: *slow motion NOOOOOOO!* you can't leave!
SweetYoungThing79: *from under table* if we behave will you stay? pretty pleeeeeeease, wif sugar on top?
EggMcMuffin: alright, i'll give you all another chance. but if anyone throws jello at me, i'm gone! :-)
torkwit is suddenly extremely tempted to throw jello at egg...
Chelleybeans: LOL!!
TammyLynn: You people are insane!
TorkWench bows
TorkWench: thank you!
torkwit: LOL
torkwit: *blink, blink*
torkwit: hey WAITAMINUTE...
Meriadoc looks up at manda from inside her tupperware
Chelleybeans: what
Chelleybeans: what is it?
torkwit: we never got a name from egg!
Meriadoc: It's micky!
Meriadoc rolls eyes at manda
torkwit stomps on merry's foot
torkwit: LOL i'm serious though!
Queen_Nez: It's Nez, I'm telling you!
EggMcMuffin: I am NOT Nez. Do you think Nez would entertain himself by popping into a Monkees chat room?
SweetYoungThing79: good point...
Meriadoc: So it IS Micky! HAH! I knew it!
EggMcMuffin: I'm not Micky, either.
Meriadoc: Y'are TOO!
torkwit: SEE? SEE? told ya so.
torkwit sticks tongue out at merry
Meriadoc kicks manda and runs away
torkwit: OW!
torkwit: that HURT!
TorkWench: well then WHO ARE YA?
Queen_Nez waves star-studded boot around menacingly again
TammyLynn: watch out egg, she WILL boot you if you don't tell
Chelleybeans: Well he doeesnt have to tell. if it is Micky I think this chat would have scared him off. though Nez is a good possibility but I see more going into the Videoranch thing. I wonder if Micky has been there.
EggMcMuffin: I am not Micky I tell you
Chelleybeans: ok you are not one of the guys.
Queen Nez: ok lets change the subject:
Chelleybeans: How about davy on weakest link? Will He win or will he lose in the first round. Your thoughts.
TorkWench: My thoughts are pervy, how about yours eggy?
EggMcMuffin: depends on what you mean by pervy
nishwash: LOL!
torkwit: LOL!
TorkWench: lol!
Queen_Nez: You've got Peter on the brain, Pink.
EggMcMuffin: but
Queen_Nez: So, you're gonna be a mystery huh?
nishwash: I think Davy will get smoked, Chel.
torkwit: me too
EggMcMuffin: well, I...
Queen_Nez: well, as long as you don't nibble on anybody. No licking, or I kick@
Queen_Nez: !
Queen_Nez: ack, have some frodis.
nishwash: The eye!
EggMcMuffin: Frodis?
torkwit: Yeah, duh, Micky made it up, it means
EggMcMuffin: I know what it means.
Meriadoc: Did you read it on a cereal boxtop?
torkwit: namnayoho whateverwhateverwhatever...
Queen_Nez: LOL!
torkwit: YOU HAVE TO TELL US WHO YOU ARE!
Chelleybeans: tell us, egg
EggMcMuffin licks
EggMcMuffin: No! That was an accident! I didn't
Queen_Nez puts on thigh-high silverstudded stilletto heeled purple patent leather a$$kicking boots
nishwash: Oh no
torkwit hides behind Chelleybeans
TorkWench: LOL!
EggMcMuffin: No! I *foop*
Queen_Nez: Wow, lookit him fly...
the story wasnt over How dare they boot ME! I mean, they love me! Micky got on the phone and called Nez in hopes that his chatroom experience could be of some use to him.
Phone call:
Lady: nesmith.
Micky: hi, could i speak to Michael, please?
Lady: yes, who's calling?
Micky: er...an old...friend. yeah.
Lady: *stern voice* LOOK, if this is that fan kid again, I TOLD you to...
Micky: NO, no! *sighs* this is...this is Micky Dolenz.
Lady: OH! oh, i'm sorry! i'll get mr. nesmith on the phone for you right away.
Micky: thank you.
Micky listens as corny Musak plays in the background. Finally...
Nez: hello?
Micky: Michael?
Nez: speaking, who's this?
Micky: um, this is Micky.
Nez: *pause* oh. well, hi.
Micky: hi. *sighs again* listen, i know it's been a while, but there's this chatroom online i think you might get a kick out of. the people there kind of remind me of the people at the videoranch three-dee chatroom.
Nez: oh. sounds kinda cool.
Micky: yeah, it's very...interesting.
Nez: i guess as long as it's not another monkee place, it can't be all bad, right?
Micky: um...
Nez: Micky? it IS another monkee place, isn't it?
Micky: *reluctantly* yeah.
Nez: LISTEN, i told you the LAST time, i am NOT going into one of those things again. look what happened the LAST time you suggested i look at one of those places...
Micky: I KNOW, i know! but this is different. they don't flame here. it's really a lot of fun, and you can sign in under any name so you can pretend to be someone else. I was pretending to be a...oh, whatdya call it...a...a Nezhead.
*Nez laughs*
Micky: i just thought you might get a kick out of it. that's all.
Nez: well...okay. maybe i'll take a look at it when i get the chance..."
Meanwhile...
TorkWench: LOL! I'm telling you, avt is right here...
torkwit: sure, sure
***BigMickyFan has joined #lmtachat
Queen_Nez: hi, again, avt
TorkWench sighs
nishwash: Hi, BMF
Chelleybeans: hi bmf
BigMickyFan: Hi, who's avt?
Queen_Nez: Nice try. No licking.
BigMickyFan: It was an accident!
***PapaNez has joined #lmtachat
***PapaNez is now known as guest4883
guest4883: Jeez, how can it be taken?
Chelleybeans: I know that feeling. Interesting names you two have.
BigMickyFan: We like to keep things interesting.
Chelleybeans: Guest try a different version of that name.
Chelleybeans: So pinks is AVT really next to you?
TorkWench: yes he is, ok I will put on the cam and show you
TorkWench: see he is right here
Chelleybeans: yep he is in the room, so is the evil roomie
torkwit waves wildly at avt and evil roomie
guest4883 is now known as nez
nez is now known as guest1334
guest1334: oh come ON
TorkWench: 1334!!!!
Queen_Nez is now known as Bettina
torkwit: BAHAHAHAHAHA
SweetYoungThing79: What? What?
Meriadoc: Get it? 1334? That was the Monkees' address...
SweetYoungThing79: OOOOOH!
TammyLynn: So I'm taking it that guest is a nezhead...
nishwash: alright! good taste!
Chelleybeans: LOL
Chellybeans: guest you've got to pick another name
guest1334: I know, i know
guest1334 is now known as FirstNezhead
BigMickyFan: LOL!!
torkwit: what? what? did i miss something?
BigMickyFan: No manda
BigMickyFan: don't mind me
torkwit: *blink, blink*
TorkWench: Hey, how did you know Torkwit is manda?
BigMickyFan: OH! umm...
SweetYoungThing79: YEAH! hmm?
BigMickyFan: Well, this is EggMcMuffin
Meriadoc: OH
Chelleybeans: tell us who you are
FirstNezhead: hey, whats up with all these tork names?
BigMickyFan: No@
TammyLynn: frodis eye!!!
nishwash: woo!
BigMickyFan: *!
BigMickyFan: lol
FirstNezhead: huh?
torkwit: the @ sign
torkwit: it's the frodis eye
Bettina: just REMEMBER, NO LICKING and you should do fine
BigMickyFan: sorry, that was an accident
BigMickyFan: Just trying to prove peter's not the ONLY perv
TorkWench: LOL!!!
FirstNezhead: oooh
FirstNezhead: no one answered my question
Bettina: question?
torkwit: *blink, blink*
torkwit: what question?
FirstNezhead: why does everyone have a tork name?
Chelleybeans: well not everyone has a tork name
TorkWench: first eggy, now you! LOL
torkwit: because PETER'SAPERV
Bettina is now known as @Queen_Nez
@Queen_Nez has changed the topic to "Peter is a perv. 'Nuff said."
TammyLynn: LOL
Meriadoc: SHAFT
SweetYoungThing79: HEAD
torkwit: LOL topic!
torkwit: SHAFTSHAFTSHAFTSHAFT
Meriadoc trips manda and continues rant
Meriadoc: SHAFTSHAFTSHAFTSHAFT
torkwit lands SPLOT on her nose
torkwit: ow.
TorkWench points to tupperware bowl
TorkWench: be forewarned, merry...
TammyLynn: the NOSE!
Chelleybeans: lol!!
Chelleybeans huggles mandapoo
torkwit: aww
torkwit supahhuggles her chellypoo
TorkWench: OH! like that thread...LE NEZ!
nishwash: lol!!
SweetYoungThing79: LOL
torkwit: LMAO!! i heart that
Meriadoc: Me too
FirstNezhead: okay, now i'm just COMPLETELY lost
BigMickyFan laughs hysterically
BigMickyFan: ROTFLMAO!!
***Fuzmuffin has joined #lmtachat
Chelleybeans: FUZZZ
Fuzmuffin: CHELLY
Chelleybeans hugs and smooches fuz
FirstNezhead is now known as Neznumber1
Neznumber1: finally a name i can use hello.
BestMickyfan: hi Fuz
Queen_Nez: FUZ
Chelleybeans: fuz 3 tapes what do you say
Fuzmuffin: what are you sending me again
Chelleybeans: I don't know but it is 3 tapes
***DDKK has joined #lmtachat
everyone greets, huggles, and smooches DK
SweetYoungThing79: DK, meet BigMickyFan (a.k.a. EggMcMuffin a.k.a. Eggy a.k.a EggyBaby), and Neznumber1.
SweetYoungThing79: BigMickyFan and Neznumber1, meet DK.
torkwit: HEEEELLLLPPPP DK!! They won't tell us who they are! I think bigmickyfan is micky!
BigMickyFan: I am NOT micky for the last time!
Neznumber1: I think he might be <eg>
BigMickyFan: hey man, what're you trying to do! you're going to give my real identity away!
BigMickyFan: oh no, wait, i mean, we've never met, Neznumber1, we don't know each other, how could you know who i am??!!
torkwit: ah-HA!! i knew it! MICKY!!!!
BigMickyFan: no i'm not!! this guy doesn't know me! he's just foolin' around! RIGHT, Neznumber1??!!
torkwit: and if BigMickyFan is really MICKY, then Neznumber1 MUST be NEZ!!!
Queen_Nez: be still my little heart!! could it be??!!
DDKK: *snort*
Torkwit: LOL
Queen_Nez: If you're really cousin Clem, lemme see you play your nose.
Neznumber1: I can't play this nose, it's a cheap loaner.
SweetYoungThing: LOL, I love it when they know the bit.
BigMickyFan: Key of R?
Queen_Nez: ba dum bum
DDKK: *snort*
DDKK: Actually, this proves nothing. BigMickyFan could be Nez and Neznumber1 could be Micky. Or they could both be avt, or even Maven.
TorkWench: *sigh*
Torkwit: LOL!
Chelleybeans: tell us or I'll start swearing.
BigMickyFan: Well, that's Mike over there. Say hi to the nice people, Mike.
Neznumber1: Hi.
BigMickyFan: And I'm Micky.
Queen_Nez: prove it.
***Feefykins has joined #lmtachat
Feefykins: He-llo everyone
torkwit: FEEF!!
DDKK: Hey Feef!
Feefykins: So, what have I missed?
torkwit: Uhm....
TammyLynn points at BigMickyFan
TammyLynn: Well, *he* is Micky and *he*
TammyLynn points at Neznumber1
TammyLynn: he is Nez
***roolama has joined #lmtachat
***roolama is now known as froodo
***MonkeeMave has joined #lmtachat
MonkeeMave: what was my password?
torkwit: why don't you just pull another nick out of your bag of tricks?
MonkeeMave: heehee.... would you mind if I got another window?
TorkWench: NO!
MonkeeMave: not even Fritty?
Meriadoc: Fritty is evil!
EggMcMuffin: Who's Fritty?
***MonkeeMave is now known as Fritty
Fritty: meow! Where is my Davy!
torkwit: go away, you evil cat!
Fritty: DAVY!
TorkWench: Fritty!
***Fritty is now known as MonkeeMaven
MonkeeMaven: Is that... BigMickyFan... as in EggMcMuffin?
froodo: who are all these people?
Torkwit: LOL
Queen_Nez: LOL
froodo: is that you avt?
Torkwench sighs with a great deal of exasperation
BigMickyFan: I'm thinking maybe I should go to bed. I gotta get up early.
bradaniston: awww, Micky, don't go
chelleybeans: Micky! Don't leave me!
froodo: what?
*TorkWench throws fritty into tupperware and duct tapes it to the ceiling
*Chellybeans rejoices
***TorkWench is now known as PinkyG
froodo: Oinky!
PinkyG: Oink, Oink!
BigMickyFan: Hey shouldn't that be frodo?
*PinkyG duct tapes Micky and Nez to their respective chairs
Queen_Nez: LOL Now they can't leave us!
froodo: NEZ!
NezNumber1: yes?
NezNumber1: and whats with
NezNumber1: all the duct tape?
torkwit: duct tape fixes all, so my wench tutor says
froodo: nez and micky are here!
Queen_Nez: my theory is that they are both avt
*PinkyG falls off chair, gets up, turns on webcam and points to avt
PinkyG: SEE!!!!!!!! ITS NOT AVT!!!!
avt waves in backround of camera
Chellybeans: oooh! pinkypoo cam
torkwit: i wanna see
*torkwit stomps on pinky's foot
torkwit: now tell me your real name!
Chellybeans: Cathy, Callista, Corolla, Catherine
*TammyLynn writes down possible names
*DDKK hands nez a face mask
NezNumber1: what do i need
NezNumber1: this for?
Queen_Nez: to hide your nose of course
froodo: NOSE!!!!
To be continued...
I WANT HEAD!! (No, not that head - the movie, you pervy people!)
